Kill 'Em All Quotes

“The Vengabus is coming? Mate, the Vengabus is going to be number one for the next eight years and you’re all Belle and Sebastian fans.”
― John Niven, Kill ’Em All

“around the world like it’s Phineas Fogg on speed”
― John Niven, Kill ’Em All

“Remember when one of the very few prerequisites of being a pop star would have been youth? Well, dance music seems to have taken care of that too. Look over there – the fifty-eight-year-old DJ still cranking it out. They’re not even off their nuts any more, half of these cretins. There you are, flying around the world, sober,”
― John Niven, Kill ’Em All

“As Old Joe Stalin said: ‘Where there is a man there is a problem. No man – no problem.”
― John Niven, Kill ’Em All

“indigenous population you ask? Well, 40 per cent of the toerags live in poverty and a packet of fish fingers will cost you eight and a half quid. What a fucking result.”
― John Niven, Kill ’Em All

“Let’s face it, he could have gone with a poster of Obama dressed as an actual cannibal (loincloth, human bones around his neck), grinning as he stirred a huge cooking pot swirling with white babies, aborted foetuses, bloodstained dollar bills and topped off with the tag line ‘DO YOU WANT SOME FUCKING MORE OF THIS, WHITEY?’, and 30 per cent of America would have stood up and fucking cheered.”
― John Niven, Kill ’Em All