Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus Quotes

“Except for not that Jim.” After a while, I started to get a little bit thirsty. That’s what happens when chalk sprinkles get in your throat.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus

“My name is Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B and that’s all. I’m almost six years old. Almost six is when you get to go to kindergarten. Kindergarten is where you go to meet new friends and not watch TV. My kindergarten is the”
― Barbara Park, Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus

“See how shiny they are? Before I put them on, I licked them.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus

“Her name was Mrs.—I can’t remember the rest of it.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus

“home on the bus, kids pour chocolate milk on”
― Barbara Park, Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus

“funner”
― Barbara Park, Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus

“Why did you have to tell me that for, Lucille?”
― Barbara Park, Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus

“I stayed scared about the bus for a whole week. And last night when my mother tucked me into bed, I still felt sickish about it.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus

“Mrs.—”
― Barbara Park, Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus