Junie B. Jones's Second Boxed Set Ever! Quotes

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― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s Second Sensational Ebook Collection!: Books 5-8

“B. Jones and That”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s Second Sensational Ebook Collection!: Books 5-8

“I thought and thought. “I would like to hear a story about a little girl who doesn’t get invited to a meanie boy’s birthday. And so she sneaks to his house. And she lets a wild pony out of the barn. And then it stomples the boy into a flattie pancake. And all the children”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s Second Sensational Ebook Collection!: Books 5-8

“up and got out the ’greedients. ’Greedients is the stuff you mix together. Like the bowl. And the spoon. And the cereal. And the milk. Except for the milk carton was very too heavy for me. And so I just got the orange juice, instead. I put my bowl of cereal on the floor. Then I poured orange juice to the tippy-top of it. I took a giant bite. “Yum,” I said. “This is the most delicious breakfast I ever ate. Except for it doesn’t actually taste that good.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s Second Sensational Ebook Collection!: Books 5-8

“Hey, Grace! Guess what? Me and my grampa Frank Miller played games today! And I winned him at Old Maid and at hopping and skipping and Tic-Tac-Toad! And so I am the bestest game winner in the whole world!” That Grace smiled. “Me, too,” she said. “I’m a good game winner, too.” I patted her very nice. “Yeah, only you can’t be as good as me, Grace. ’Cause I said it first, that’s why.” That Grace did a mad face at me. Then she called me the name of beanie head. I patted her again. “You don’t take criticism that well, Grace,” I said. Just then she got out a pencil and paper from her back pack.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s Second Sensational Ebook Collection!: Books 5-8

“I hollered back.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s Second Sensational Ebook Collection!: Books 5-8

“what happened at school,” she said.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s Second Sensational Ebook Collection!: Books 5-8