Funny Kid Prank Wars Quotes

“All right. Okay. Stay calm. No big deal. Hugo and I are still in our sleeping bags and on our air mattresses. Our air mattresses are just floating out in the middle of the lake. THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE! I quickly go to leap out of my sleeping bag, but of course that just makes the whole air mattress rock and dip wildly, and I suddenly find myself holding on for dear life. This has to be a dream. It must be.”
― Matt Stanton, Funny Kid Prank Wars

“Pip ’ s not here. ‘You ’ re making this stuff up, Abby. Or you read some stupid thing on the internet and now you think you ’ re seeing dragons everywhere.’ I DIDN’T SEE IT, MAX. PIP DID! SO YOU CAN ACCUSE HER, IF YOU LIKE. ALTHOUGH YOU PROBABLY WON’T DO THAT, WILL YOU? BECAUSE YOU LUUURRRVVVEEE”
― Matt Stanton, Funny Kid Prank Wars