Agent Bayne Quotes

“I was surprised to see Patrick waving vigorously at me from the corner. “Cashing in my rain check!” Huh. I didn’t think people actually did that. Maybe “rain check” wasn’t actually shorthand for “I prefer not to spend any time with you, ever.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Agent Bayne

“Certain people just have a look about them—you can spot them here and there, at gas stations and in checkout lines—like they fully expect to have a shitty day, and if it hasn’t happened yet, by golly, they’ll make sure they’re disappointed before the sun goes down.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Agent Bayne

“Referring to my mental process as “thinking” was probably a stretch. It felt more like a broken record, and the part it kept skipping back to was the part where the world sucked, I sucked, and I was an idiot for thinking things would ever get any better.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Agent Bayne

“So, Officer “Andy” managed to shoot a civilian in the head even after he’d died. Talk about taking incompetence to new heights.”
― Jordan Castillo Price, Agent Bayne