The End Zone Quotes

“Because I just fell in love. I’m talking love at first sight. Your pussy is just so darn pretty, I wanna marry it. Can I marry your pussy? The rest of your body can stay single, I swear.”
― L.J. Shen, The End Zone

“The girl got a kiss on the lips from the boy who no longer howled at the moon and cried on a tree. On the forehead. Like friends do. Then he kissed her on the lips, like lovers do. Then he kissed the inside of her wrists, like soulmates do.”
― L.J. Shen, The End Zone

“About your pussy being a hussy. She’s not a fucking hussy. She opens up and sings, but just for me. She’s a slut, but just for me. She’s a fucking horny maniac—for. No. One. But. Me. Yeah?”
― L.J. Shen, The End Zone

“Look, I know I’m a hypocritical bastard. I fuck around, but the minute my roommate gets a suitor, I go all Jason Momoa on his ass. But I can’t control it, can I?”
― L.J. Shen, The End Zone

“You really think I'm cheating on you? Are you high or something? Have you been asleep the past DECADE?”
― L.J. Shen, The End Zone

“Estas en mi sangre, en mis venas, en mi jodida alma. Estás en mi corazón y en la punta de mis dedos y en mis jodidos labios como una oración. Estás jodidamente por todos lados, Jolie Louis. Siempre lo estarás.”
― L.J. Shen, The End Zone

“that her best friend, Gabe Poirier, is a bad idea. He’s a walking, talking cliché. The Adonis quarterback with the bulging biceps and harem of fangirls trailing behind him on campus like a stench you can’t get rid of. Sadly, that’s also the reason she can’t stay away from him. Well, that and the fact that they’re roommates. Jolie is already straddling the line between friendship and more when Sage comes to her with an offer she cannot refuse: be his fake girlfriend and live for free for the rest of the semester. She tells herself that she can handle it. He’s just the boy she saved ten years”
― L.J. Shen, The End Zone

“The only thing I have to offer is my package.”
― L.J. Shen, The End Zone

“He is so aggressive and dedicated, ninety percent of the time I cave simply because I’m too scared I’ll accidentally come or fart (hey, just keeping it real).”
― L.J. Shen, The End Zone