Two Wedding Crashers Quotes

“I, uh, asked you to calm your tits, you know, adjust your bust before it combusts.”
― Meghan Quinn, Two Wedding Crashers

“Sometimes, you have to hold on to the things that tried to tear you down, because it’s good to be reminded why you’re going to succeed”
― Meghan Quinn, Two Wedding Crashers

“Then what was your favorite moment?” The image has been on replay in my head for the past few weeks. “My favorite moment, hands down, was when I found you sitting at the bar alone, staring at the bar top, stirring your drink, because in that moment, there was an opportunity in front of me that was about to throw my entire equilibrium upside down. It was a life-changing moment.”
― Meghan Quinn, Two Wedding Crashers

“Either way,” I cut in, “I don’t think it’s the dick’s fault. I think it’s the men you’ve been with, because I’m going to tell you right now, when my come is dripping down your thigh, or across your stomach, or in your mouth, you’re going to crave it.” Leaning forward, my voice dropping lower, I say, “And remember, I don’t fucking lie.”
― Meghan Quinn, Two Wedding Crashers

“But after every book I read, I always ask, where’s the sex, where’s the romance? I know, I know, not every book is about love, but Benjamin Franklin most definitely poked his dick around—that’s no secret—so it wouldn’t hurt to write in some good old-fashioned bifocal banging. Am I right?”
― Meghan Quinn, Two Wedding Crashers

“sinew that holds him together. Our lips press and mold, mingling, taking, begging . . . Desperate. Beck’s tongue runs against my bottom lip, eliciting a moan from deep within me, lighting a fire so hot, so wild, my hands start to travel up his neck to his cheeks where I grip him, positioning his head so when I open my mouth, I can expertly dive my tongue onto his. He groans, his lap shifting against mine now, his hard-on pressing against my wet and throbbing center. I match his rocking, using my position on his lap to take advantage of his length I can feel through his board shorts. This is exactly what I didn’t want to happen, but God, am I happy it has. Maybe I really should live in the moment, maybe I should take advantage of the opportunity, maybe I should… “Woo, yeah, get it on!” Zoey screams from below us, immediately shooting me off Beck’s lap and into the rail behind me, causing me to lose my balance. With cat-like reflexes, Beck catches my arm and steadies me, his eyes aware but heady with lust, his breathing as erratic as mine. “Don’t let us disturb you,” Zoey calls out once again. “Just taking a midnight stroll.” “Yup, that’s great.” I give her a thumbs up with one hand as the other is holding on to Beck, our eyes never breaking contact. “Have a good night, you”
― Meghan Quinn, Two Wedding Crashers

“Can you please undo the calamity that is your mammary,”
― Meghan Quinn, Two Wedding Crashers