When Life Gives You Lululemons Quotes

“How do I explain that having the chance to take a breather midlife and evaluate everything is rarer than a double rainbow?”
― Lauren Weisberger, When Life Gives You Lululemons

“Have a great day!” she sang as she left, flashing just the quickest middle finger as she walked past”
― Lauren Weisberger, When Life Gives You Lululemons

“It’s so on sale, it’s practically paying you.”
― Lauren Weisberger, When Life Gives You Lululemons

“Peace out, L.A.! Goodbye, wheatgrass and early-morning mountain hikes and hideous highway traffic and surfing culture and most of all people who either didn’t understand or didn’t like sarcasm. Hello, dirt and bagels and taxis and self-deprecation and edge. It was good to be home.”
― Lauren Weisberger, When Life Gives You Lululemons

“Right now everything is exactly as it should be.”
― Lauren Weisberger, When Life Gives You Lululemons

“And I haven’t even told you the best part. “He’s British.”
― Lauren Weisberger, When Life Gives You Lululemons

“This is why I like to handle things by myself. But when she offers her assistance, you really can’t control her.”
― Lauren Weisberger, When Life Gives You Lululemons

“That’s all.”
― Lauren Weisberger, When Life Gives You Lululemons

“I would never punish the daughter for the mother’s crimes.”
― Lauren Weisberger, When Life Gives You Lululemons

“It was freezing and dark out, and Miriam’s house was homey and warm, and the idea of not being alone another night sounded rather nice.”
― Lauren Weisberger, When Life Gives You Lululemons

“It’s Utah!” Emily cackled. “You watched Big Love, right?”
― Lauren Weisberger, When Life Gives You Lululemons

“Bespoke vaginas are the new Birkin bags.”
― Lauren Weisberger, When Life Gives You Lululemons