The Big Kahuna Quotes

“There’s no such thing as semi-legal.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Big Kahuna

“Greeks thought there were four kinds of love. Storge, or familial love. Philia, or friendship. Eros, or romantic love, and agape, or unconditional love.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Big Kahuna

“Gossip isn’t small talk,” Bob said. “Small talk is polite conversation”
― Janet Evanovich, The Big Kahuna

“L.A. is filled with good-looking out-of-work actors who are great at goofing off,” Nick said. “And it’s also overflowing with dysfunctional millennials living in their parents’ basements playing Fortnite. By themselves, neither could scrape together enough to buy a cup of ramen noodles, but put them together and you have social media gold.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Big Kahuna

“YouTube pays around ten dollars per every thousand views, so you need to broaden your appeal to as many people who like to watch free crap as possible. The most popular online gamers have fifty million or so subscribers and can earn more than ten million dollars per year.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Big Kahuna

“An eerie electric glow emanated from the otherwise dark basement. “I’m not going to get sucked into an alternate universe by some poltergeist if I go down there, am I?” “Alternate universe, yes. Poltergeist, no,” Nick said.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Big Kahuna

“If I bought you a white safari jacket and some black leather gloves, do you think you could chew on a cigar and periodically say ‘I love it when a plan comes together’?”
― Janet Evanovich, The Big Kahuna

“artificial intelligence”
― Janet Evanovich, The Big Kahuna

“the ancient Greeks thought there were four kinds of love. Storge, or familial love. Philia, or friendship. Eros, or romantic love, and agape, or unconditional love.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Big Kahuna