Help! There's a Dragon in My Head Quotes

“After all, I'm not a freak; I'm just a girl with a bad case of the worries.”
― Jan Esh & Stephen Nauta, Help! There's a Dragon in My Head

“My dragon makes sure I never have fun. He says the world is an accident waiting to happen.
[…]
I kept feeling like something bad was going to happen.
[…]
So I safely watched from the sideline with my dragon.”
― Jan Esh & Stephen Nauta, Help! There's a Dragon in My Head

“There is a dragon in my head and he is mean. He says he is my best friend. He says he wants to take care of me and keep me safe. But I don't believe him.”
― Jan Esh & Stephen Nauta, Help! There's a Dragon in My Head

“I am a dragon slayer!' I yell.
My soft-spoken dragon slayer nods her head in my direction.
'Yes you are.”
― Jan Esh & Stephen Nauta, Help! There's a Dragon in My Head

“Do you know my dragon?' I ask.
'I do,' she says, 'and it is time we get him out of your head. He doesn't belong there.”
― Jan Esh & Stephen Nauta, Help! There's a Dragon in My Head

“My parents are worried about me, so they take me to a lady, so I can talk about my dragon. She says she knows about dragons like mine. I am hoping for a magic spell or a dragon slayer, with sword in hand. No such luck; just a tiny woman dressed in a short skirt with a lot of pleats and a fancy top with tons of sparkles.
[…]
She looks me in the eye and for some reason I don't feel like I have to look away.”
― Jan Esh & Stephen Nauta, Help! There's a Dragon in My Head

“My dragon doesn't want me to have friends. He tells me shy is good because shy is safe. But being all by myself at recess isn't fun.”
― Jan Esh & Stephen Nauta, Help! There's a Dragon in My Head