Don’t Trust Me Quotes

“Sherlock has a mind palace; I have a mind jumble sale. Eventually, if I rummage around enough, I’ll spot a bargain.”
― Joss Stirling, Don’t Trust Me

“I rubbed my temples, feeling the headache slink out of hiding and steal the best seat in my brain like an early-bird sunbather covering a poolside lounger with his towel. ‘OK, OK, I admit it, m’lord, yes I did forget to take my shoes off last week. I’d forgotten my handbag and I was late for work.”
― Joss Stirling, Don’t Trust Me

“Not here, not listening. ‘Weave a circle round him thrice, And close your eyes with holy dread.”
― Joss Stirling, Don’t Trust Me

“On Margate sands, I can connect Nothing with nothing. Thanks, T. S. How true.”
― Joss Stirling, Don’t Trust Me

“A crowd flowed over London Bridge, so many, I had not thought death had undone so many.”
― Joss Stirling, Don’t Trust Me

“T. S. Eliot is haunting me at the moment.”
― Joss Stirling, Don’t Trust Me

“Walt Whitman: ‘To me the sun is a continual miracle, / The fishes that swim – the rocks – the motion of the waves – the ships with men in them, / What stranger miracles are there?”
― Joss Stirling, Don’t Trust Me

“a good friend will help you move, a true friend will help you move a dead body.”
― Joss Stirling, Don’t Trust Me

“I’m so used to wearing a mask that lies just below the skin, that to have it out there for all to see was the most real, most truthful I’ve been for a long time.”
― Joss Stirling, Don’t Trust Me

“Starting to doubt myself – and that’s very easy to do as doubt is my factory setting”
― Joss Stirling, Don’t Trust Me