One Apocalypse Quotes

“Not one word of this to Paca,” he bites out, pointing the blade of his scythe at each of us, one by one. “Like we’d tell her you just fought an evil fucking unicorn,” Kai scoffs. “One that may or may not have been horny.”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“When Lamar and I huddle up to do a conspiratorial cramming session, I don’t know if we sound like cryptic geniuses, or raving loons that make no sense.”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“He still has rainbow-goop holding his hand to his face, and it’s started spreading. The tar on me is slowly freezing me in place the more it dries, and I can’t even lift myself off the ground. “I’m embarrassed for us right now,” Jude says very seriously in that quietly seething way of his.”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“I’m guided by instinct and determination right now. It’s like I’m on a dark and twisted adventure run, and while the rules and regulations are vague, the quests are obvious.”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“Life was simpler when she was a horny ghost who wanted to be a real girl,” I decide aloud. “We should have fucked her brains out, spoiled her, and kept her out of Hell,” Gage adds.”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“If she survives this, Jude is going to punish her, Gage is going to do something sappy, Ezekiel will do something pathetic, and I’m going to fuck her into a coma so that she can’t do it again any time soon.”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“Ezekiel flips me, coming down on top of me, and his mouth desperately seeks mine as his thrusts get almost punishing. The embodiment of war wordlessly confessed his love just before ravaging my body like it’s a battlefield. Seems fitting.”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“When a hand strokes down my inner thigh, teasing the skin there, I decide the crown is something that can most certainly wait.”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“about her powers when she’s in real combat where she doesn’t trust the opponent,” I point out. “She doesn’t trust anyone but us,” Kai dutifully reminds us. “I expected more of a challenge from Lilith,” Jude says, not acknowledging our conversation. “Clearly, since you covered your eyes like a little bitch boy in a horror movie,” the twins state in unison. Jude cuts a glare toward their smirking faces, as they fist bump each other and waggle their eyebrows. “Seeing Death cower in fear was more entertaining than the fight. I hope you do it again, considering I’m greedy and enjoyed that immensely,” the embodiment of Greed tells us. “I was embarrassed for you,” the other twin says with a shudder, proving, possibly for the first time, that they don’t have one coherent mind they share. “Have some pride,” the embodiment of Pride adds. My lips twitch when I worry Jude’s head is going to blow off his shoulders with the visible fury that is”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“From death comes life upon a grave misdeed. Only then can one sow a truly destructive seed. That sounds ominous. Flipping the page, I find another note in the margin. A weapon can be used more than once, and never fully ceases to exist. The ammunition is the loss that comes at a cost you will find the hardest.”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“He swallows so hard I can hear the lump go down his throat.”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“I’m guided by instinct and determination right now. It’s like I’m on a dark and twisted adventure run, and while the”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“A weapon can be used more than once, and never fully ceases to exist. The ammunition is the loss that comes at a cost you will find the hardest.”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“From death comes life upon a grave misdeed. Only then can one sow a truly destructive seed.”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“They’ve gone in order. One. Two. Three. I first saw them in the order they’d fall in love with me? Is that the method to the madness?”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“Fire so hot she can burn hell-spawn and roses from Eden. Her infamous chakrams that now never miss, no matter the lack of skill. And she’s not even at full power yet,” Lamar states in a hushed tone. “She planned on defeating Jahl. She redesigned herself, and somehow tied it all into a death, as though she genuinely planned it step by step.”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“Sometimes, I can’t tell if Jude is horny or angry, so maybe they’re kindred,” I point out.”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“Is that a motherfucking…unicorn?”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“Tell me you’re not talking to your crown,” comes Ezekiel’s voice, causing me to squeak and startle as I whirl my head around.”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“Touch him again, and I’ll remove your head from your shoulders!” Paca threatens as she catches the chakram on its return.”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“Welcome to The Apocalypse, bitch.”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“I guess someone forgot to tell it my motherfucking name.”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“Our comoara trădătoare.”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“I really have gone and lost my balls to her purse by this point.”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“Surrender yourselves,” the collection of creepy voices chimes. “Surrender this,” Paca volleys, flipping them all off.”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“Nanna nanna boo boo. You can’t get me, and I’m gonna wipe the floor with you,” she sings with a childlike tone before she sticks her tongue out at the cage.”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“Those unicorns fucked up her confidence.”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“The Four Horsemen follow along behind The Apocalypse, as a fallen angel trails them, so they can prepare to save the world…while The Apocalypse talks about revenge on all unicorns to a bull that snorts several times in what sounds like agreement. No one’s ever going to take us seriously. I can’t even deal with this shit right now.”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“Jude’s willing to die for her, but can’t admit he loves the damn girl.”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse

“He talks in circles like he’s trying to be empowering and realistic at the same time. It comes out as a buzzkill self-righteous bunch of bullshit,”
― Kristy Cunning, One Apocalypse