The Sugar Maple Chronicles Quotes

“trust me, there is nothing sadder than a vampire with a removable upper plate and a subscription to Modern Maturity.”
― Barbara Bretton, The Sugar Maple Chronicles: 4 Book Collection

“Try giving a full body wax to an overweight eighty-five-year-old man with more wrinkles than a shar-pei. Now that’s a workout.”
― Barbara Bretton, The Sugar Maple Chronicles: 4 Book Collection