Room Mates Quotes

“I couldn’t imagine a day would come where I wouldn’t want this man with every fiber of my being. And no matter what life might throw at us, I knew without a doubt that together, we would always make lemonade.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“I don’t think I’d change a thing,” he said with a shrug. “Even after all the hard times early on. It was tough getting shuffled around, especially because I was so young and didn’t understand. I wanted to be loved so badly and couldn’t figure out why no one wanted to love me back.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“And you’re sure we can’t fuck her? my cock asked with a wiggle behind my zipper. “I’m sure,” I muttered under my breath.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“Maybe I wouldn’t die a pathetic spinster with a cobwebbed vagina after all.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“Now we wanted to sample all that life had to offer, and we were off to a pretty good start. I’d danced under the moonlight in Tuscany, dined on escargot in a French village, and risked my life climbing into the back of a motorbike taxi in Budapest. I’d seen world-famous landmarks and met local people. The one thing I hadn’t done was achieve a non-self-assisted orgasm. Awkward, I know.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“I was doing this. I would make Smith my bitch. And zero fucks would be given.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“Falling in love didn’t feel like I thought it would—like I was losing a piece of myself to a man. No, it felt like I was gaining something else instead. Something bigger than just me. But I knew this something was so big and unpredictable that it had the power to completely destroy me if it went sideways.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“She was currently in police custody, and I’d been crashing on a friend’s couch while I tried to figure out my next move.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“She jerked her chin toward baby Mac, who was still diaperless and was currently attempting to ride the dog. “Macky hates tea parties. All he wants to do is poop and eat Cheerios.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“Smith had dropped his bag in order to chase baby Mac, who in the short time that we’d been outside with Pam and Tim had decided that the diaper life wasn’t for him anymore. He was tearing around the living room buck naked, his plump little baby buns jiggling for all the world to see. And damn if he didn’t make dimpled butt cheeks look cute. It was a look I wished I could pull off.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“I realized that something about him being older made him so much more desirable and charming than other men. A beer-swilling, hamburger-eating, football-and-video-game junkie he was not.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“I realized with a start that, even if it was tomorrow, it wouldn’t be soon enough. I didn’t know I was starving until I’d tasted her.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“Operation: Whack-A-Thon had failed. Operation: Keep Myself Busy so I Can Keep My Mind off Her had failed. That left only one option . . . Operation: Get Evie Naked Again and Fuck Her Brains out so We Can Both Move On was now in full effect. My cock bucked in agreement, and as I dug my fork into my shortcake, I began to plot my first move.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“Excuse me, sugar tits, I’m sorry. I’m a bit fucking thrown off here. How did you want me to act this morning . . . like you weren’t naked and wet and grinding on my dick last night?”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“My heart beat hot and fast and loud. Grabbing life by the balls would do that to a girl. I was standing right on the edge of something huge, and just needed the tiniest shove to jump in headfirst—”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“Home. It really was. We’d built a home together, and it had all happened so fast. But all of our routines fell into place, all of our hopes and dreams aligned. All that was left to do was enjoy it.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“If we don’t try, we’ll never know.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“If there’s one thing I learned with Bob’s passing, it’s that life is too short to spend it unhappy, Cannon-ball.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“Don’t look back. If Cinderella had gone back for her shoe, she wouldn’t be a princess today.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“I love you, princess. Always have. Always will. I fought it for the longest time. But now that I’ve had you like this, I can’t go back. Won’t.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“I’m going to fuck you on the hood of this car, princess.” His tone left no room for negotiation.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“When a man and woman like each other, sometimes they like to take off their pants and rub their private parts together.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“I won’t let pussy, or a woman who thinks we’re suddenly in love because I fucked her better than her boyfriend ever could, ruin my future.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“From near strangers who profess their love after a quickie, to stalkers, to one who handcuffed herself to my bed, let’s just say I’ve not been lucky after getting lucky.” “Is your dick cursed with black magic or something?” He shrugged, dragging his eyes up to meet mine. “No, just eight inches long. I also have wicked stamina . . . and an advanced understanding of female anatomy.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“I’d already seen what was underneath his clothes—a six-pack of abs, and a large hoo-ha between his legs. Like that was a memory I’d soon forget.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“I’d just promised myself there would be no more fucking around. But all of that went out the window the second I laid eyes on Paige. The stolen sight of her tits when I was fourteen had inspired a lifelong love affair with breasts. Her honey-colored hair was the reason I’d always preferred blondes.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“My nipples hardened into points beneath my bra, and my ovaries did a little happy dance.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“Yep . . . the new Cannon Roth was going to be levelheaded, in control, and most importantly: celibate. I’d just have to settle for swabbing the insides of seventy-year-olds like Mrs. Thurston with a giant Q-tip.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“Dick, good dick, made women crazy. It turned women’s hearts into a frenzied mess, causing them to declare their undying love and latch on. I couldn’t continue to unleash that kind of chaos.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates

“But this rotation would be the closest I’d get to any pussy for a good long while. I’d sworn a temporary ban three days ago, after my latest fling went psycho. Her wild streak in bed had made her an excellent fuck-buddy, but apparently that extra dose of crazy ran deeper than I thought.”
― Kendall Ryan, Room Mates