Writers of the Future, Vol 34 Quotes

“Nya sought to explain. “He was to ensorcell my computer back to functionality. Even in the Maelstrom, we did not have the blue screen of death. Was his job not information technology? Was his task not to fix such issues so I could return to selling paper, as is my task?” “But, madness and pain beyond comprehension?” Bob did not meet Nya’s eyes. “NOT EVEN THE CHAOS LORDS OF THE MAELSTROM USE MICROSOFT WORD. WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS PLACE?”
― L. Ron Hubbard, Writers of the Future, Vol 34

“Card currently lives in Greensboro, North Carolina, with his wife, Kristine Allen Card, where his primary activities are writing a review column for the local Rhinoceros Times and feeding birds, squirrels, chipmunks, possums, and raccoons on the patio.”
― L. Ron Hubbard, Writers of the Future, Vol 34

“And speaking of fight action, there is one place where Old Man Suspense can be made to work like an Elkton marrying parson.”
― L. Ron Hubbard, Writers of the Future, Vol 34