Wanna Bet? Quotes

“I was still dating Dana, who called me with an urgent message: she and her mother wanted to place bets on the Super Bowl. They wanted to bet the over-under. This was a first. “So how much do you want to bet?” I asked. “Okay, I’ve thought about it, and I want fifty dollars on the over, and so does Mom.” “Okay, I got it.” I hung up, having no intention of placing that bet because I would never bet fifty dollars on anything.”
― Artie Lange, Wanna Bet?: A Degenerate Gambler's Guide to Living on the Edge

“Once I stopped gambling weekly, I also realized that I’m not that huge of a Giants fan.”
― Artie Lange, Wanna Bet?: A Degenerate Gambler's Guide to Living on the Edge