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Sausagey Santa Sausagey Santa by Carlton Mellick III
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“After they dragged the corpse away, she told me, “If you ever leave me I will annihilate you.” So instead of breaking up with her we got married and started making kids.”
― Carlton Mellick III, Sausagey Santa
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“Our relationship was pretty much built on fear.”
― Carlton Mellick III, Sausagey Santa
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