The Madonna of Bolton Quotes

“I'd much rather be at home watching Blind Date with a tin of pineapple chunks.”
― Matt Cain, The Madonna of Bolton

“Standing close by are a group of lesbians wearing jeans and braces and drinking pints. I’m intrigued – I’ve never seen a lesbian before, although Mum always says Fat Pat who works in the paper shop is ‘a bit on the lesbian side’, but that’s only because she has short hair and likes playing darts. Right now, though, I’m looking at the genuine article.”
― Matt Cain, The Madonna of Bolton