The Phantom of Barker Mill Quotes

“How did I turn out so normal, dad?’ ‘Honestly boy, I have no idea.’ he laughed.”
― Steve Higgs, The Phantom of Barker Mill

“Mate,’ he replied, turning to lock eyes with me, ‘drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your sister: it might taste kind of the same, but it is just plain wrong.’ Big Ben had a knack for analogy that often impressed and horrified at the same time.”
― Steve Higgs, The Phantom of Barker Mill

“Did you see it eat the steak? One bite and swallow - just like that. The thing must have a throat my leg would go down without touching the sides.’ ‘I know a few girls like that.’ A typical Big Ben response.”
― Steve Higgs, The Phantom of Barker Mill

“drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your sister: it might taste kind of the same, but it is just plain wrong.”
― Steve Higgs, The Phantom of Barker Mill