The Usurper King Quotes

“If you can’t trust someone like Ted Bundy, you can’t trust anyone. (Ross Davis, former chairman of the Washington State Republican Party)”
― Zeb Haradon, The Usurper King

“I love extispicy”
― Zeb Haradon, The Usurper King

“So for me, for this election, and for everyone with a brain, there were only two candidates -Theodore Robert Bundy, nominee of the Republican Party, and John Wayne Gacy, nominee of the Democratic Party. The choice was clear.”
― Zeb Haradon, The Usurper King

“I can see how someone with poor judgment, a little stupid, a little drunk, might find sex for sale hard to resist. Sometimes your libido cycles just don’t correspond with your socialization cycles and you just want to get laid, and I guess paying for it is more honest than pretending you want to be in a relationship just to get someone to bed.”
― Zeb Haradon, The Usurper King

“Sex was a lot of things, but it could be analyzed in quasi-economic terms. If women were shamed into traditional marriage-only monogamy and the supply of sex is reduced for men, I guess it made sense that demand would go up for the limited supply that is left, and that meant prostitutes.”
― Zeb Haradon, The Usurper King

“I spent a lot of time rural Utah growing up, and I understood something about the aggressive stupidity and defiant self destructiveness that these relatively cosmopolitan politicians barely knew existed.”
― Zeb Haradon, The Usurper King