You Are On Fire. (Sign Here Please) Quotes

“Just because you have a gun doesn’t necessarily mean that you have to shoot somebody,”
― Andrew Stanek, You Are On Fire. (Sign Here Please)

“Whatever you do, don’t get hooked on reminiscence. Just say no to nostalgia. Help combat the nostalgia epidemic by rescuing addicts from museums and giving them hope which is, of course, the antidote to nostalgia. Don’t give them too much, though, or they’ll get addicted to that too, and then they’ll need daily hits of apathy just to get through their morning routines.”
― Andrew Stanek, You Are On Fire. (Sign Here Please)

“He was devising a new plan - an insidious new plan that went beyond forms and paperwork, and used every piece of legal trickery at his disposal, but for it to work, he would need the help of some of the most powerful, most evil forces in the cosmic bureaucracy. He had to call the lawyers.”
― Andrew Stanek, You Are On Fire. (Sign Here Please)

“Paperwork is the institutional memory of bureaucracy.”
― Andrew Stanek, You Are On Fire. (Sign Here Please)