Dirk Quigby's Guide to the Afterlife Quotes

“In the beginning, there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it. -- Dave Thomas”
― E.E. King, Dirk Quigby's Guide to the Afterlife: All You Need to Know to Choose the Right Heaven

“I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. -Jules Renard   This”
― E.E. King, Dirk Quigby's Guide to the Afterlife: all you need to know to choose the right heaven