LOL Quotes

“What do you call it when a cat stops? A: A paws! Q: What do you call an unique rabbit? A: A rare hare! Q: What’s the best thing about deadly snakes? A: They’ve got poisonality! Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties? A: Coop cakes! Q: What kind of dog chases anything red? A: A bull dog! Q: What fish only swims at night?”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“A: A bull dog! Q: What fish only swims at night?”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Q: What would you hear at a cow concert? A: Moo-sic!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Q: Why did the cat put the letter M into the freezer? A: Because it turns ice into mice!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? A: Eski-moos!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“jellyfish!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Q: What do you call a pig that”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“What did the monkey learn in school? A: The apey-cees!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“What do you call a cat that can hop over a wall? A: A good jumpurr!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids