The Comic Toolbox Quotes

“Adam says to God, “God, why did you make women so soft?” God says, “So that you will like them.” Adam says, “God, why did you make women so warm and cuddly?” God says, “So that you will like them.” Adam says to God, ‘’But, God, why did you make them so stupid?” God says, “So that they will like you.”
― John Vorhaus, The Comic Toolbox: How to be Funny Even if You're Not

“The difference between a class clown and a class nerd is that the class clown tells jokes everyone gets while the class nerd tells jokes that only he gets. Comedy, thus, is not just truth and pain, but universal, or at least general, truth and pain.”
― John Vorhaus, The Comic Toolbox: How to be Funny Even if You're Not

“The mere act of doing the unexpected thing created one funny moment after another.”
― John Vorhaus, The Comic Toolbox: How to be Funny Even if You're Not