Christmas at The Grange Quotes

“To tell you the truth,’ said Lady Hardcastle, ‘I’ve never quite understood the attraction of snow. It’s beautiful for the first hour or so, but it soon degenerates into a filthy grey slush. Then it grimes up the hem of one’s dress or freezes overnight and turns even the shortest walk into a treacherous expedition across an arctic hell.’ ‘Hell has ice now?’ I said. ‘Mine does,’ she replied. ‘And bagpipes.”
― T E Kinsey, Christmas at The Grange

“Count Pfumpfel von Schnerfenflerf.”
― T E Kinsey, Christmas at The Grange