Thirteen Chocolates Quotes

“That girl’s flakier than my Aunt Elma’s pork belly pot pie crust. Just as smart as it, too.”
― Agatha Chocolats, Thirteen Chocolates

“her hatred of chocolate had frozen my tongue in shock. In all my life, I’d never encountered such a creature. Chocolate consumption is just part of human nature. Dumb alien girl.”
― Agatha Chocolats, Thirteen Chocolates

“That man’s got as much oomf as a slug in honey.”
― Agatha Chocolats, Thirteen Chocolates

“My heart was beating faster than hummingbird wings, while we traveled at a slug’s pace deeper into the darkness, fog clouding the only sliver of light shining onto the road.”
― Agatha Chocolats, Thirteen Chocolates

“No, don’t leave me. The driver underneath me is dead, my foot is stuck on his stick shift, and my ear is attached to his ascot.”
― Agatha Chocolats, Thirteen Chocolates

“When I was little, the thought of earning pockets full of quarters while serving pie all day sounded like a dream job. But the grown-up truth is that quarters don’t pay the bills, and pie makes your butt fat,”
― Agatha Chocolats, Thirteen Chocolates