Going Wild Quotes

“You calling me stupid?” he asks, scowling. “No. I just think you have bad luck when you try to speak and think at the same time.”
― C.M. Owens, Going Wild

“It’ll ruin my vagina! Don’t let them do this!” Lilah shouts. “You love my vagina, Benson!”
― C.M. Owens, Going Wild

“Smart men live in silence. Talkers die mysteriously and their bodies never turn up.”
― C.M. Owens, Going Wild

“Life is like a box of rocks. Ever had a box of rocks? It’s really hard and is constantly spilling to make a mess.”
― C.M. Owens, Going Wild

“I try to stop acting like a damn spaz before I ruin this thing with my fear of ruining things.”
― C.M. Owens, Going Wild

“No. I just think you have bad luck when you try to speak and think at the same time.”
― C.M. Owens, Going Wild

“If we won’t call you a cunt, it’s because you lack warmth and depth.”
― C.M. Owens, Going Wild

“But there’s only one wildcard. That’s the Wilders. Ironically enough. Or is it coincidentally enough? Irony versus coincidence always gets me.”
― C.M. Owens, Going Wild

“Grizzlies will rip your face off, even though they look cute and cuddly. Wild Ones are the same way.”
― C.M. Owens, Going Wild

“If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d fart,”
― C.M. Owens, Going Wild

“Ironically enough. Or is it coincidentally enough? Irony versus coincidence always gets me.”
― C.M. Owens, Going Wild