Studmuffin Santa Quotes

“Please tell me you read the product description instead of googling 'Santa strap-on.'"
"Will you relax? Jeez, I learned my lesson with the leather harness that turned out not to be for reindeer."
"Yeah, Blitzen's still pissed about the ball-gag.”
― Tawna Fenske, Studmuffin Santa

“Why is Santa’s sack so big?” “Because he only comes once a year.”
― Tawna Fenske, Studmuffin Santa