Grave Creatures Quotes

“Yep,” Merle said and then turned to Cletus. “Just like I toldya, Cletus, our accents and outfits mark us as dumb. If Einstein had been from Arkansas, we’d still be relying on Newtonian physics for everything.” “Ain’t that the truth?”
― John P. Logsdon, Grave Creatures

“Try to open up and this is what I get.” She laughed even louder. “That’s what she said.”
― John P. Logsdon, Grave Creatures

“I’d taken out Boomy, removed the mag, and set it on the table.” “Okay?” “Well, Dr. Vernon took one look at it and that’s when the inferiority stuff became her angle for the day.” “Ah, I see. You walked in, flopped your weapon on the table, she sees that its got more ridges and accents than your normal weapon, and she starts thinking that maybe you’re starting to feel that your normal weapon just isn’t good enough.”
― John P. Logsdon, Grave Creatures

“The awkward apology phase had morphed into the awkward mentioning-her-pet-name-for-my-junk moment. She cleared her throat.”
― John P. Logsdon, Grave Creatures