The Perfect Roommate Quotes

“Sometimes we die a little so we can be reborn, stronger than we were before.”
― Minka Kent, The Perfect Roommate

“If I were a super hero, social awkwardness would be my power. My entire life, I’ve struggled to get out of my head, constantly overanalyzing every little word or movement or shift of a gaze. I’ve learned it’s easier to sit back and shut up. I find I don’t make as much of a fool out of myself that way. Quietude has become the law of my land, with silence being my official language.”
― Minka Kent, The Perfect Roommate

“Last time I saw him was during Christmas break, when I came home to find he’d turned my bedroom into his “computer room” where he could keep the “rig” my mom bought him. Funny how she couldn’t help me out when my Honda needed new tires, but she could scrounge up enough nickels to buy him a two-thousand-dollar gaming system so he could play League of Legends all hours of the night with his smelly, overweight Doberman snoring at his feet.”
― Minka Kent, The Perfect Roommate

“Oh, stop.” Lauren swipes at Tessa’s shoulder and they laugh. “You worked there maybe three months.” She turns to me. “Then she met Rich, her sugar daddy.” Tessa’s jaw hangs and she faces me. “She’s messing with you. I don’t have a sugar daddy.”
― Minka Kent, The Perfect Roommate

“If I were a super hero , social awkwardness would be my power. My entire life, I’ve struggled to get out of my head, constantly overanalyzing every little word or movement or shift of a gaze. I’ve learned it’s easier to sit back and shut up. I find I don’t make as much of a fool out of myself that way. Quietude has become the law of my land, with silence being my official language.”
― Minka Kent, The Perfect Roommate

“We stab each other, we dress our wounds when we’re done, and we ignore the scars that remain.”
― Minka Kent, The Perfect Roommate

“when you look close enough, you can see the cracks. And I think people who seem perfect are the ones with the most flaws. They just do a better job at hiding them.”
― Minka Kent, The Perfect Roommate

“My tolerance for bullshit and everyday annoyances is higher than most, and keeping my mouth shut when something bothers me is what I do best, but being lied to drives me insane. It’s like they think I’m stupid.”
― Minka Kent, The Perfect Roommate

“My tolerance for bullshit and everyday annoyances is higher than most, and keeping my mouth shut when something bothers me is what I do best, but being lied to drives me insane.”
― Minka Kent, The Perfect Roommate

“hope it eats her alive, from the inside out. There’s not enough makeup in the world to hide an ugly soul.”
― Minka Kent, The Perfect Roommate

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― Minka Kent, The Perfect Roommate

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― Minka Kent, The Perfect Roommate

“We stand up for what we want and what we believe in and right or wrong, we don’t let anybody else control our compass.”
― Minka Kent, The Perfect Roommate

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― Minka Kent, The Perfect Roommate

“a person’s home is a subconscious reflection of their true self,”
― Minka Kent, The Perfect Roommate

“I swear this place has a bunch of monkeys in the kitchen, throwing shit together and charging an arm and a leg for it. And idiots like Lauren eat it up because they’re certain eating something besides steak or a burger or a plain old chicken sandwich makes them special.”
― Minka Kent, The Perfect Roommate

“I bet nothing bad ever happens behind these doors, and if it does, their housekeeper is on standby with a broom and dustpan to sweep it up and toss it outside where it belongs.”
― Minka Kent, The Perfect Roommate

“I hate being called quiet, even if I am. It suggests there’s something wrong with me. And there isn’t. Not everyone feels the need to hear the sound of their own voice twenty-four seven.”
― Minka Kent, The Perfect Roommate