Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Quotes

“I think he’s mad at me…” “Aw, it’s okay. He’s still hot, just let him cool down a little.” “Unfortunately, I don’t think it’s possible to cool down in this giant oven.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Omg… we’re going to die while you cook your chicken!” “Huh? Don’t worry, it’ll be done cooking in five hours,” I said in confusion. “Wow, you guys beat Steve senseless… good job, team,” said Arthur.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Wow… look at all the lava,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“What are these things made of?!” I yelled. “It’s just swimming in the lava, having a grand o’ time!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“cat-like baby”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Better safe than sorry.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“it wasn’t just a small hill, but more like a mountain almost. It led us to this open ledge area where the mountain was to our backs, and in front of us was a drop that went almost 40 blocks down. “Whoa…” I said. “Now that’s a high drop.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Leaders need to be confident in order to lead well.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“used to the climate outside”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“sucking on slime balls all this time.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“He’s still hot,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Ew… I’m all sticky and icky,” said Harper.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Calvin.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Uptigh”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“claustrophobic.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“(actually, they didn’t die, but instead they went for a swim in the lava below).”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Gavin sighed. “Are you ever going to trust me?” “Yeah.” “Yeah? When?” “When pigs fly.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I turned back to look at the purple portal. I sighed and said, “Well, I’ll go first.” I walked up to the obsidian lined portal, and it made eerie, whispering noises as I got closer. “You sure you don’t want me to go first, eh?” asked Calvin. “It’s fine, I got it,” I said as I walked up super close to the portal. I was like half a block away from entering the swirling purple portal now. I closed my eyes and whispered to myself, “Here we go again…” I took a big step forward. Immediately, I felt dizzy, like I was spinning, and a split second later, an intense wave of heat came over my body. I opened my eyes and saw that I was in the reddish nightmare known as the Nether. Around me, flames roar from the ground and lava boiled and popped all over. Sweat started dripping profusely from my forehead. “Ah, it hasn’t changed a bit,” I said.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I fell asleep before even finishing my sentence.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Wow, you guys beat Steve senseless… good job, team,” said Arthur.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“UNTIE ME!” Gavin yelled ferociously. “I was meant to do this!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Waaaaghhhhh! It shrieked a fearsome cry as the other ghasts returned fire. Boom! Boom!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Paul’s knees started shaking violently. They were banging together so hard that I thought there was a new enemy behind us.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Here we go again…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)