A Fashionably Dead Diary Quotes

“I’m a huge Steve Zahn fan. I plan to do him till his eyes cross when my curse is lifted. I hear he’s a Phoenix. They’re supposed to be really good in bed.”
― Robyn Peterman, A Fashionably Dead Diary

“of his appalling autobiography to me. It’s the little things, Shelia. We must be grateful for the little things. However, if he tells anyone my secret fantasy, I’ll post the video I took of him at Christmas singing Journey songs in his sleep on YouTube.”
― Robyn Peterman, A Fashionably Dead Diary

“The only good thing was that the douchecanoe was so hoarse from laughing he couldn’t dictate anymore”
― Robyn Peterman, A Fashionably Dead Diary

“Why not? And for your information, the original wordsmith who penned the terrible purple prose was Edward Bulwer-Lytton in his novel Paul Clifford—not Snoopy.”
― Robyn Peterman, A Fashionably Dead Diary

“That Fairy is all kinds of sexy and all kinds of mine.”
― Robyn Peterman, A Fashionably Dead Diary

“Life is good. All of it is precious even when you live for eternity. Oh, and ask The Kev to find out if The Dave has a mate. I’m hoping that hot piece of ass is still available when I get sprung from my inanimate Hell.”
― Robyn Peterman, A Fashionably Dead Diary

“I’m going to watch Wion King with my favorite little boy.”
― Robyn Peterman, A Fashionably Dead Diary

“Moms are freakin’ super heroes with eyes in the back of their heads and speed that rivals a tsunami. It also helped that I’m a Vamp.”
― Robyn Peterman, A Fashionably Dead Diary

“Wanna watch a movie with me, Uncle Wucifer?” Sammy asked, gently patting his great-uncle’s face.”
― Robyn Peterman, A Fashionably Dead Diary