Express Male Quotes

“After all, it had been…how long since his last sexual encounter? He did some mental math: carry the one, make the seven an eight…multiply by pi…add the square root of sixty-two…do the hokeypokey and turn yourself around…When he saw the final number, he immediately erased the blackboard. No way could it have”
― Elizabeth Bevarly, Express Male

“Gee, color her suspicious, but if he kept this up, she was going to start thinking he wasn’t a mall security guard at all.”
― Elizabeth Bevarly, Express Male

“If I were her? First thing I’d do is torch my little black book and start over again. Because the men that woman attracts are just plain odd.”
― Elizabeth Bevarly, Express Male

“figure out if he knew her from somewhere. But he didn’t, she was sure, unless it was just in passing at the mall. She would have remembered a man like him. For a long, long time. And then she would have dreamed about him. A lot. Probably without clothes. On either of them.”
― Elizabeth Bevarly, Express Male

“Hoo-kay, Marnie thought. Whoever this guy was, he’d caught the express train from la-la land and hopped off at weirdsville. And now he was looking around for the platform for his connection to loonytown.”
― Elizabeth Bevarly, Express Male

“One minute I was shopping for my daughter, and the next minute, I saw one of the most dangerous women in the world straightening underwear at Lauderdale’s.”
― Elizabeth Bevarly, Express Male

“tidying with what a couple of the other pianists had called her obsessive-compulsive neatness. Well, could she help it if she liked the sheet music alphabetized? And then put in numerical order according to the year it was written?”
― Elizabeth Bevarly, Express Male

“old ladies who remembered when cotton briefs only cost ten cents a pair.”
― Elizabeth Bevarly, Express Male

“In spite of his name, Bob Troutman wasn’t much of a catch.”
― Elizabeth Bevarly, Express Male