Witch Slap Quotes

“I suppose it wasn’t entirely his fault. This was a small town, it wasn’t easy to blend in. And it was especially hard to blend in as a gargoyle. In this area, magical creatures didn’t show up very often. They kept to the cities, or to their own places. Not that I have anything against magical creatures, per se. In fact, if I did, that would be pretty hypocritical, considering I’m a witch and all.”
― Val St. Crowe, Witch Slap

“He’d been following me for nearly six blocks. Not fond of being followed, just saying. It’s not high on my list of ways I’d like to spend my evening. There are lots of other things I’d rather do. Watch TV, eat a snack, read a trashy magazine, or even go through social media stalking boys I used to have crushes on in high school and convince myself I’m better off without them. Lots of things.”
― Val St. Crowe, Witch Slap

“this was the setup for the worst sex ever”
― Val St. Crowe, Witch Slap