One Night at Finn's Quotes

“Screw pride, anyway. At least for another day or two, give me a protective Alpha male that smells like sex in the woods and wants to make me dinner.”
― R.G. Alexander, One Night at Finn's

“I volunteer as tribute. Or born again virgin sacrifice. Does Zeus like virgins? What about younger men who are ready, willing and able to worship at his shrine? Or bend over and call him daddy. Whatever he’s into. I’m easy.”
― R.G. Alexander, One Night at Finn's

“Why can’t life be like a television show? Watchers usually get to know what’s going on well in advance, even if the characters haven’t found out yet. I hate not knowing things.”
― R.G. Alexander, One Night at Finn's

“Not because life was too short. But because when you lived it alone, it was too damn long.”
― R.G. Alexander, One Night at Finn's

“God, you’re so cute. I dated a Canadian like you once. Dirty and creative but unbelievably polite.”
― R.G. Alexander, One Night at Finn's

“Tale of woe aside, my dry spell isn’t voluntary. I didn’t make a vow of celibacy as an act of self-flagellation in remembrance of that dill-hole Rod. It just happened. Or didn’t happen. And then it didn’t happen some more. In fact, it’s been not happening for so long I’m worried it might be a permanent condition.”
― R.G. Alexander, One Night at Finn's

“He left everything he knew behind. Not because life was too short. But because when you lived it alone, it was too damn long.”
― R.G. Alexander, One Night at Finn's