The Queen of Bloody Everything Quotes

“It is the hope, they say, that ruins you, for hope rides bareback on disappointment, blows raspberries and jeers I told you so.”
― Joanna Nadin, The Queen of Bloody Everything

“What I didn’t tell her, what I don’t tell her, is that it’s not a writer I want to be, but the girl in the book. That the real reason I read – the only reason I read – is because I am imagining myself on the pages, trying to narrate a life for myself more ordered and more accomplished than the one I’m living.”
― Joanna Nadin, The Queen of Bloody Everything

“It’s the absence of breeding, along with an utter abundance of everything else, particularly wit, cleavage, and ability to drink.”
― Joanna Nadin, The Queen of Bloody Everything

“the tick-tock tedium of double physics.”
― Joanna Nadin, The Queen of Bloody Everything

“Just don’t come running to me when it all goes tits up.’ ‘I won’t,’ I say. ‘Because it won’t, because there are no tits involved.”
― Joanna Nadin, The Queen of Bloody Everything

“the only person stopping Edie paint is Edie. Self-sabotage, darling. She’s too bloody scared to find out she’s shit.”
― Joanna Nadin, The Queen of Bloody Everything

“Believed that art, like literature, was channelled from a higher plane, from the gods, into the chosen ones, the golden children, the touched. Now I understand that it is as much craft as art; that the only gods ruling whether we succeed or fail are our own inner demons. There is no mysticism, no witchcraft. Just hard graft and the ability to ignore the devil who whispers in our ear, you’re not good enough.”
― Joanna Nadin, The Queen of Bloody Everything