English as She Is Spoke Quotes

“These apricots and these peaches make me and to come water in the mouth.”
― Pedro Carolino, English as She Is Spoke

“You hear the bird's gurgling?
  Which pleasure! which charm!
  The field has by me a thousand charms.”
― Pedro Carolino, English as she is spoke or, A jest in sober earnest

“Eatings. Some sugar-plum | Hog fat
  Some wigs | Some marchpanes
  A chitterling sausages. | An amelet
  A dainty-dishes | A slice, steak
  A mutton shoulder | Vegetables boiled to a pap”
― Pedro Carolino, English as she is spoke or, A jest in sober earnest

“He make to weep the room.
  He was fighted in duel.
  They fight one's selfs together.
  He do want to fall.
  It must never to laugh of the unhappies.
  He was wanting to be killed.
  I am confused all yours civilities.”
― Pedro Carolino, English as she is spoke or, A jest in sober earnest