Jonathon Fairfax Must Be Destroyed Quotes

“Who would have thought that just getting rid of commuting, worry, a horrible job and a relationship with someone totally unsuited to him could possibly have made such a difference?”
― Christopher Shevlin, Jonathon Fairfax Must Be Destroyed

“Jonathon realised he had got it badly wrong in every possible way: volume, tone and intonation. His was not the kind of ‘hey’ that fits easily in the sentence, ‘Hey Chandler, let’s go grab a coffee.’ It was more the sort of ‘hey’ that Ian Paisley might have shouted if he’d noticed the pope hanging around at the bottom of his garden.”
― Christopher Shevlin, Jonathon Fairfax Must Be Destroyed

“Compliments from parents simultaneously don’t count and matter a great deal.”
― Christopher Shevlin, Jonathon Fairfax Must Be Destroyed