Fashionably Forever After Quotes

“You love me,” she crowed as a solid gold stripper pole burst from the earth scaring the living daylights out of the teal monkeys that had gathered in the garden.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Forever After

“No, I don’t,” she shouted as a flock of orange and purple birds squawked in terror and flew around like they’d swallowed a vat of speed.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Forever After

“I need information,” I said, doing my best not to kill the flock of”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Forever After

“purple parrots hovering around my head and dive-bombing in and out of the massive flowering trees.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Forever After

“Well, your aura is pretty dang dusty around the edges, but I can see you have caretaker and a sense of justice inside you. Your methods might need a bit of polishing up, but you are not bad. What’s your name?”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Forever After

“I’m not saying it’s your fault. I’m saying I blame you. Big difference, asshat,” she snapped.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Forever After

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. However, true knowledge is knowing not to put it into a fruit salad,” I said.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Forever After

“You misunderstood Mr. Inferno. He said, umm… uniform. Mel Brooks likes to wear uniforms of Unicorns and that Mr. Inferno commuted him to the poker game him in his uniform of a… umm, Unicorn.” “In a thunderstorm,” Tiara added quickly. “On the Day of the Dead, which celebrates Hell… and sugar skulls and… food.” “In October I think,” Astrid added, confusing Maury even more.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Forever After

“We’re here for an intervention,” Astrid said, stating their purpose clearly. “You’re acting weird and we’re worried.” “Did you say weird?” I asked, letting her announcement sink in. “Totally fucking weird,” Tiara added. “I mean you didn’t even notice all the new office supplies on your desk.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Forever After

“Love might not conquer all, but the Devil and his deceitful ways most certainly could. I had an arsenal of devious plans up my Armani sleeves and I would use each and every one until my darkness was mine once more.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Forever After