A Sexy Bundle Quotes

“When it comes to your ass, an inch can feel like a foot.”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“What do you think of women who fake their orgasms?” “Not much,” I said. “Men can fake whole relationships.”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“Men always lie about size.”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“Gay men are far more obsessed with penis size than straight women are, even though both are sexually turned on by male genitalia.”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“One condom manufacturer said they only need to test their product for 50 thrusts. Doesn’t say much for male stamina, does it?”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“One of the biggest drawbacks to drinking is that after a while it makes you think safe sex is a padded headboard”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“The truth is, if you’re not in relatively good shape you’re not going to be a very good top. That’s because you’re basically doing all the work and that includes some heavy lifting, holding, grabbing, setting up, scooping, buoying, elevating, raising, moving, and of course, humping.”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“Some respected scientists put the chances of catching HIV at 1 in 50 if you’re bottoming and 1 in 500 if you’re topping (without a condom).”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“I’m not going to sugar coat this: Condoms are awful. Only vaginas have the power to elicit more gay impotence. We hate them (condoms, not vaginas, although you could make a case for them too) for good reason—their awful texture, their medical smell and that wonderful power they have to reduce sensations.”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“In porn, everyone has a big dick, stays hard for hours and comes like the Trevi Fountain. It’s pure fantasy and not anything you should compare yourself to.”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“All day long we try to rein Willie in. It’s time to let him run the show.”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“Men typically view sex as goal-oriented, performance-driven, orgasm-centric and erection focused. It’s great to get hard and ejaculate but when that’s seen as the only acceptable form of intimacy it works against the nature of sex as pleasure shared between two people.”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“Your goal is to get so good at sex that the laziest guy on earth would take one look at you and say, “You make me want to get a job.”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“Being good in bed isn’t just about technique. It isn’t about what you can do to him; it’s about where you can take him. Technique isn’t unimportant; it’s just insufficient. Getting good at the mechanics makes you a skilled worker. Understanding how to shape passion into a give-and-receive union makes you a sublime lover.”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“Versatile guys tend to make better tops. If you know what you like done, you’ll know what needs doing.”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“Better a raging gladiator than a panting Pomeranian.”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“You’d be surprised how hard of a pounding an ass can take.”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“Pain is something to avoid; discomfort is something to accept. Why? Because once you get used to discomfort it goes away and gets replaced with pleasure.”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“My mom always said, “You’ve got to preheat the oven before you stick in the turkey.”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“The top is never in charge.”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“Your partner loves male bodies (hello! He’s about to bottom for you!) so play that up. He also loves male energy so this isn’t the time to girl out and tell him how fabulous he would look on your chenille pillow if only he had the right haircut.”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“The more you understand about the anus the less scary it becomes”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“Keep Your Eye On The Doughnut And Not On The Hole.”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“Let’s be clear and not dance around the subject: You are sticking your penis into a cavity whose primary function is to eliminate feces from the body. This is not a comforting thought for most of us.”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“A good top for me fucks with his entire body not just his cock … I hate the word dominance … I want to be enveloped and surrounded by his body …”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“My ideal top isn’t just physical. It’s about emotional, and passionate love making. Give and take, making love furiously, intensely. No matter how you cut it, a man opening himself up for another man to enter him is the ultimate in submission.”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“I hate a guy who just pounds. Look if I wanted to fuck a jackhammer or a hamster on crack, I would.”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“Masculinity, femininity, dominance and submissiveness are rarely mutually exclusive. Be in touch with both as both will serve you well.”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“Even the Dom-est top is going to think about giving it up for a Chris Hemsworth”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star

“Everyone who has sex plays with some degree of power whether they acknowledge it or not.”
― Woody Miller The Gay Sex Guru, A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star