Underground Druid Quotes

“He made a sound that was halfway between a fart and giving me strawberries.”
― M.D. Massey, Underground Druid

“Manannán mac Lir.”
― M.D. Massey, Underground Druid

“Still, place good intentions in one hand and shit in the other, and what are you left with? A handful of shit.”
― M.D. Massey, Underground Druid

“I was already going to have nightmares for months over seeing those nasty, poisonous grandma tits flapping in the wind.”
― M.D. Massey, Underground Druid

“Um, Colin? When you’re done playing with your shaft, you might want to deal with the big mean-looking fella over there.”
― M.D. Massey, Underground Druid

“The Celtic pantheon never seemed to be much interested in being worshipped; they were too busy fighting and getting laid.”
― M.D. Massey, Underground Druid