Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday Quotes

“EVERYONE DABBING AND DOING COOL FORTNITE DANCES, LIKE THE FLOSS, HYPE, AND ORANGE JUSTICE!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday

“I’d LOVE to ship HER off to another continent”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday

“Oh, CRUD!” I grumbled. “It’s too dark to see anything in there! Does either of you have a flashlight? Or a MATCH? I’m DESPERATE!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday

“CLASS”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday

“BACK”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday

“something”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday

“through”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday

“Katy Perry”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday

“Yorkie)!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday

“SQUEEEEEEE !!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday

“Fuzzy Friends Animal Rescue Center charity drive. He was”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday

“In spite of the fact that we chased him across the entire parking lot, screaming like our hair was on fire, apparently Joe didn’t see us.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday

“I know she means well, but whenever she gets riled up, she turns into a major DRAMA QUEEN.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries: Birthday Drama!

“MOST “PRINCESS SUGAR PLUM SUPERFANGIRL” MOMENT”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries: Birthday Drama!

“Finally, to chillax, I took a long, relaxing, hot shower. And after ALL that, I . . . . . . HAD A COMPLETE MELTDOWN AND SCREAMED MY HEAD OFF!! Screaming in the shower really helped, and I actually felt hopeful and more in control of my life.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries: Birthday Drama!

“BRIANNA’S WAGONLOAD OF MONEY!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday

“OMG! MY BIRTHDAY PARTY IS BEYOND”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries: Birthday Drama!

“MACKENZIE, BLABBING ALL MY BUSINESS!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries: Birthday Drama!

“THE HANSEL AND GRETEL FAIRY TALE!! HOW DO I KNOW? IT LOOKS LIKE BRIANNA TRIED TO”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries: Birthday Drama!

“expert on celeb parties AND a FINANCIAL wizard!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries: Birthday Drama!

“Unfortunately, Chloe and Zoey are going to be SUPERdisappointed when I break the bad news that I’ve changed my mind. That scary dream has me worried that if even the TINIEST thing goes wrong, my birthday could turn into a complete DISASTER.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries: Birthday Drama!

“the woman said, practically drooling.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday

“After we hung up, I sent Brandon a text. . . . Thanks again for volunteering to start band practice! Then he texted me a thumbs-up, music notes, and a HEART! SQUEEEEEEE !!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday

“ingredient, Cap’n Crunch cereal!” Miss Bri-Bri beamed proudly. At first we all just FROZE. Then, slowly but surely, the significance of Miss Bri-Bri’s highly unusual ingredients started to sink in. Even the weird shape of her cookies finally made sense to us. Mom, Dad, and I gagged, coughed, and spit out our cookies at exactly the same time! . . .”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday

“AND DOING COOL FORTNITE DANCES, LIKE THE FLOSS, HYPE, AND ORANGE JUSTICE!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries: Birthday Drama!

“Taylor Swift”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday

“I was pretty sure MacKenzie’s yoga pants cost more than my mom’s CAR! I am so NOT lying.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday

“DRAMA QUEEN.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries: Birthday Drama!

“MY BFFS AND ME, EXCITEDLY PLANNING MY PARTY WHILE DAISY MAKES A FRIEND! The fact that my birthday party might impact our social status at school”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries: Birthday Drama!

“MY BFFS AND ME, EXCITEDLY PLANNING MY PARTY WHILE DAISY MAKES A FRIEND!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries: Birthday Drama!