Elements of Mischief Quotes

“he grinned, leveling some serious bedroom eyes at me while his … er … pipe started standing proudly at attention—did I mention it was inked. Like, all of it. Wrench, bolts and nuts alike.”
― C.M. Stunich, Elements of Mischief

“OMG girl, it was mental. Your whole body turned this like, really pretty eggplant color and then you just disappeared. One minute you're standing there in all your just-fucked glory, and the next you were gone!” She nodded at me like I had just pulled a rabbit from my ass … which I suppose I sort of had, in a magic show kind of way.”
― C.M. Stunich, Elements of Mischief

“Without a word of warning, Shane yanked his shirt over his head, then—thank the lord—dropped his pants, giving me a solid eyeful of his seriously impressive plunger”
― C.M. Stunich, Elements of Mischief

“she chuckled a throaty laugh, what I liked to call her sex-laugh, “because I see three very sexy men, with not many clothes on, empty wine bottles and you with a damp patch between your legs.” “What?” I squawked, reflexively bending down to check my crotch. “Made ya look,” she snickered,”
― C.M. Stunich, Elements of Mischief

“Why don't you show me where I should get started, sugar, and we'll get your pipes all cleaned out.”
― C.M. Stunich, Elements of Mischief

“As if it wasn't bad enough that my entire downstairs bathroom was flooded, now the space between my thighs was, too.”
― C.M. Stunich, Elements of Mischief