Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Quotes

“Liam.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“completed”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Because you’re so pro and I’m so no.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“It’s true that kindness could be taken for weakness, but kindness can also change people…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“kinda”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I gasped. “No… my heart can’t be bought with cookies… or can it…?” Devlin laughed. “Oh, I think it can.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I know… I was just kidding, Uptight Knight.” “Call me that one more time, I dare you.”  “Call you what? Uptight?” “That’s it! You just lost your talking privilege!” Devlin reached into his inventory and pulled out two slime balls and stuffed them into Gavin’s mouth. Mmmfffff!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Ewwww…” the audience said. “Holy moly…” I said. “Wow… well, the mayor definitely won first place for vomit projectile distance,” said Devlin. “I told you it tastes like old gym socks,” said Scratch. “Ugh…” the mayor wiped away the nasty residue from his lips. “I guess I’ve lost my touch…” “Um, yeah,” said Grant. “Let’s finish this up quickly before I”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Alright, I like your enthusiasm,” said the mayor to Arthur. “And our next contestant is Leila. What will you be making for us tonight?” “Well, um, I only know how to make one thing… I learned how to make it for a special somebody…” replied Leila. “Oh? A special dish, no doubt.” The audience clapped. Devlin looked at me and grinned a big o’ grin.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“down. “Next, we have Arthur… wait, what? Arthur again?” “Yep! That’s me! I’m going to win this competition for sure,” said Arthur. The crowd laughed a bit and applauded. “Arthur knows how to cook?” I asked Devlin. “Beats me. Maybe he likes to cook when he’s not training?” replied Devlin.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“mean?!” “Um, I don’t know how to tell you this… but uh….” “What is it?! What happened to me?!” “Your ears… they’re huge…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“So what? Friends dance, don’t they?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“to be the strongest you can be because ultimately, your division looks”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“finally, in last place, yeah… let’s just leave it at that and try to erase that memory from our brains.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“My Leila?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Bleeechhh! Grant spat out the stew from his mouth.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Unfortunately, Nolan didn’t have a lot of leather on hand, so he made due with whatever he had. Paul showed up with a chest full of food. “We have a mule, right?” “Oh, we’ll definitely need one now,” I said. “What did you do, rob a whole restaurant?” asked Arthur. Paul chuckled. “I guess I kind of overdid it.” “It’s fine. Better to have extra than not enough,” I said.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“bologna!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“dying is bad.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“The mayor shook his head. “Devlin thinks everything is a security risk.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“city,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“This is called the robot,” Cole said as he raised his head in a slow mechanical movement. Then he walked forward all rigid while making motorized robot sounds with his mouth. As he walked, he swung his arms at a fixed angle.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Nether.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“And finally, in last place, yeah… let’s just leave it at that and try to erase that memory from our brains.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Wow… well, the mayor definitely won first place for vomit projectile distance,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Not tonight, Steve. There’s much”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“So, do you have anyone in mind for a lieutenant?” “Uh, I’ll have to think about it, so I’ll get back to you?” I nodded. “Okay. I’ll go tell Arceus the good news.” Devlin nodded back at me. “He’ll probably pick Calvin as his lieutenant.” “Most likely, yeah. Oh, I almost forgot...” “What’s up?” “What level are you at?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Devlin said, “So…” “So?” “You know what I’m going to ask,” he said with a huge grin. “What?” “Come on, you can tell me.” “I have no idea what you’re talking about.” “Really? I think you do.” I shook my head. “No, I don’t. What are you asking about?” “You and Alex. What’s going on?” “Huh? Nothing! We’re just friends.” “Are you sure? I saw you take her to the dance floor.” “So what? Friends dance, don’t they?” “And you walked her home.” Omg… this must be what Alex was concerned about. “Naw, we’re just friends,” I explained. “I don’t think so. I think I see a bit of magic going on there.” I shook my head. “Naw, she would never be interested in me.” “Oh? But are you interested in her?” “What?! N-no! Of course not.” “Really?” We arrived at our front doors. “I mean, she’s attractive and all…” I said. “Yeah, she’s beautiful. I think everyone is attracted to her.” “Yourself included.” Devlin chuckled. “Yeah, because she’s so pretty. So, you must be attracted to her, too.” “N-no-no! I mean, she’s just a friend.” “A very pretty friend,” Devlin said and winked. “Don’t worry, I’ll keep your secret.” “Secret?! There is no secret!” “Sure, there isn’t,” Devlin said as he wore a sly smile. “Let’s just hope your other girlfriend didn’t see that little event, or else she might get jealous.” “Omg… other girlfriend? What are you talking about?” “Oh, nothing! Good night, Steve!” Devlin jumped into his house and shut his door.   “Wait! You can’t just say something like that and leave!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“eh,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Come dance with me,” I said without thinking. “I don’t dance.” “Come on, it’ll be fun.” “Oh, I’ve heard that before.” “I’m serious, come on.” “No, I don’t think so.” “It’s just dancing.” “I prefer not to look like an idiot, thanks.” “It’s okay, I’ll be right next to you, looking like an idiot, too.” “I’ll pass.” I grabbed her arm, like when Leila grabbed mine. I tugged on her, but she resisted.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 29 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)