Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13 Quotes

“HEROBRINE!”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“Harry.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“and welcome everyone to the dance and she needs you”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“jalapeños”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“(That’s”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“punched ten thousand trees, but”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“match with this Herobrine character in a few weeks.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“deflating.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“Friday, September 13th Later that day.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“High school girls are intense!”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“furry,”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“Carrie”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“You know, the girl I really want to take to the Halloween party is Carrie.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“And his name is Spruce Lee”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“Hey, Carrie, is your middle name Google? Cause you’ve got everything I’m searching for.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“Hey, baby, uh. . .if girls were boogers, I’d pick you first,”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“Hey, Carrie, you know, my love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in. . .He. . .He.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“Hey, Carrie, did you just fart? Because you just blew me away. . .He. . .He. . .”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“Oh, man, I’ve got to stop eating those spicy flavored booger snacks.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“And as Ned lay there paralyzed by the rain, the Ender-zombie stood over him and let out a laugh. . .” “HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!” RUMBLE. . .CLAPBOOM! “AAAAHHHHHHHHH!” Wesley and I screamed”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“whether to rush me to the hospital or drop down on her knees and praise Mojang.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“DELIRIOUS. HE MUST’VE EATENT THOSE BERRIES FROM THE GARDEN AGAIN!”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“All of a sudden. . .”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“Fear not the man who has punched ten thousand trees, but fear the man who has punched the same tree ten thousand times.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“DELIRIOUS.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“.she kissed me.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“And if I had a diaper, I would too.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“was probably so traumatizing that my young mind just blocked it out to protect me.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“punched”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights

“Yeah, field trips are for Noobs.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 13: Friday Night Frights