Lock Nut Quotes

“I prefer the Duck
and Grouse further up the high street, but Gary’s not a fan,
probably because they have Sky Sports and he almost choked
on the olive in his martini one time when England scored a
goal and the place erupted into cheers.
I keep telling him, it’s not like there’s much danger of it
being repeated,”
― J.L. Merrow, Lock Nut