Bad Blood Panther Quotes

“Flynn raised his eyebrows. “You’re not gonna give me a cupcake or something?” He looked pleased, though. Probably people should tell him more often he was doing a good job. “Maybe some bib bear poop on your welcome mat,” Xander said. “Or a glittery dead possum, if you’re lucky.” “Finally,” Flynn said. “I thought I was the only one in the crew who wasn’t going to get one.”
― Anastasia Wilde, Bad Blood Panther

“I brought her a dead glitter rabbit,” he said. “Does that count?” Flynn rolled his eyes. “Of course you did.” “Hey,” Xander said. “Don’t make fun. Her panther ate some. In pantherland, it means she thinks I’m fuckable.” He opened the stapler and squeezed it, shooting a staple across the desk.”
― Anastasia Wilde, Bad Blood Panther

“I need some glitter,” he said abruptly. “Go back to your orgasm. Give Caitlyn an extra one from me.”
― Anastasia Wilde, Bad Blood Panther

“What the fuck is a chewed-up dead rabbit doing on my porch?” “Seriously? You pulled me away from morning sex for this?” Sloan blew out a sigh. “You put it there, dickhead.” He did? No. “I did not,” Xander said. “For one thing, why would I prank myself? And for two things, I would have at least put glitter on it.”
― Anastasia Wilde, Bad Blood Panther

“Hi Daddy!” Brandon said brightly. He squished a handful of shit through his fingers and announced, “I found poop!”
― Anastasia Wilde, Bad Blood Panther