The Totally Legend of Brandon Thighmaster Quotes

“Orcen vocabulary was not particularly large or sophisticated. They did not have a word for patience, for example. Their closest equivalent was the word “B’arrr’Kek” which meant, literally, ‘to delay violence due to inconvenient circumstances.”
― Steve Wetherell, The Totally Legend of Brandon Thighmaster

“The room is spinning,” he said. “Is it supposed to do that? Seems unprofessional…”
― Steve Wetherell, The Totally Legend of Brandon Thighmaster