Hell's Titties Quotes

“Summoning a demon was a fairly complicated process, but Bucky knew all too well that summoning a carload of assholes was as simple as lighting a cigarette.”
― Robert Bevan, Hell's Titties

“Hey, man, this is for the greater good,” said Floyd. “You want America’s children to grow up in a world full of giant masturbating cockroaches?”
― Robert Bevan, Hell's Titties

“We’ve already got our night planned. We’re going to eat Chinese food, get high as fuck, and watch Twin Peaks.”
― Robert Bevan, Hell's Titties

“He grinned broadly to himself. He’d show Bucky who was productive. Hell, he might even put on pants today.”
― Robert Bevan, Hell's Titties

“Circle of life, my disgusting friend. Get busy living or get the shit smashed out of you with a porno mag.”
― Robert Bevan, Hell's Titties