Stairlift to Heaven 4 - Still Hanging On Quotes

“However, forget that, how do you stand on the Amputee Position? Don’t tell me - on one leg, somewhat precariously.”
― Terry Ravenscroft, Stairlift to Heaven 4 - Still Hanging On

“The political parties represented in my constituency are the Monster Raving Loony Party, the Conservative Monster Raving Loony Party, the Labour Monster Raving Loony Party, the Liberal Democrat Monster Raving Loony Party, the Green Monster Raving Loony Party, and the UKIP Monster Raving Especially Loony Party.”
― Terry Ravenscroft, Stairlift to Heaven 4 - Still Hanging On

“Yes?” he said, showing about as much interest as a dead poodle would in Stephen Hawking’s A Brief History of Time.”
― Terry Ravenscroft, Stairlift to Heaven 4 - Still Hanging On

“didn’t ask who Titless Mary was, possibly a saint, the man being Irish.)”
― Terry Ravenscroft, Stairlift to Heaven 4 - Still Hanging On